Alright, this might be stretching it a little bit but i cannot help but comment on the story of the gentelman named Kurt Havelock. A mild mannered restaurateur by day turned into a very articulate, would be, mass murderer by night.
For some reason the Arizona native surrendered to police on Sunday and admitted to plotting a massacre at the Super Bowl as revenge against the Tempe City Council, which had denied him a liquor license when they learned that he had intended to call the bar "Drunkenstein's." He bought an AR-15 and wrote up an 8-page manifesto and actually made it to the staging area right outside of the stadium.
He turned himself in for not shooting people? that seems pretty stupid, but anyway, "Drunkenstein's" is a totally awesome name for a bar. If nothing else, It would, without a doubt, be the most popular bar in all of the Tempe area on Halloween. It would also be very popular the weekend before Halloween in the event that Halloween feel on a Wednesday or something. Isn't that the worst?
After turning himself into the police it appears that he gave police the aforementioned 8 page manifesto about what he almost did. I have to tell you seemed to be a little wordy for someone wanting to name a bar "Drunkenstein's". Here is an excerpt from the said letter,
I cannot outvote, outspend, outtax, or outincarcerate my enemies. But for a brief moment I can outgun them."
Later he wrote "I will not be bullied by the financial institutions and their puppet politicians,"
"I will test the theory that bullets speak louder than words. Perhaps the blood of the inculpable will cause a paradigm shift. ... Someone has to start the revolution but no one wants to be first."
He finished with "How many dollars will you lose? And all because you took my right to own a business from me," the manifesto said.
All the man wanted to do was open up a business and serve the public while making a little bit of scratch for himself. Just trying to live the American dream. Thankfully for haters in the general Tempe area he thought better of shooting all of the innocents at the super bowl but hopefully this will teach the government to try to fuck with the guy who wants to open the bar called "Slosho De Mayo"