Monday, March 24, 2008

Dyngus Day.

If there is one thing that a baller does not need, it is an excuse to party. You know our feelings on the holidays , St. Patty's Day, New Year's Eve and Mardi Gras. We feel those are best left to amateurs. Dyngus Day on the other hand, is the kind of holiday specifically engineered to people like us.

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Now you may not know exactly what Dyngus day is, well thankfully we are here at making it rain want to let you know. Simply put, it is the day after Easter Sunday when people, primarily (but not limited to) of Polish decent get totally fucked up. On this day the dudes beat the chicks with pussy willows and the babes drench dudes with squirt guns. Personally, the other way around makes more sense to me, but hey, who am I to argue with a holiday that is over 1,000 years old.

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Now, due to years of ridicule during elementary school and many jokes that use "Polock" rather than "Blacks" or "Retards" or "Micks" or whatever, well, needless to say Polish women have a lot of insecurities that you can exploit on this holiday.

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So , ladies, if you feel so inclinded you can find me at the parade. I will be the one with the giant wad of cash in one hand, a huge ass beer in the other and a giant boner is his pants.

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7 comments:

Talkin_Proud said...

Buffalo ballers rarely need an excuse to drink but their town certainly needs one to take back the East Side for a day.

I think the tradition is the other way around -- Guys w/water & Gals w/whips.

makingitrain said...

If you read the "about us" section you will see that we are not to be bothered with details like that.

Talkin_Proud said...

I'm not getting into this argument because it's just about time to whip my Dyngus out.

makingitrain said...

I was really hoping that comment was from someone besides you. way to let me down.

Talkin_Proud said...

Since I, #1 Fan, am the only one who comments here you're free to change the name of this blog to 'Making It Lame.'

makingitrain said...

It is not entirely true that you are the only one who comments here. On the last youtube post I left two comments under fake names in an effort to let people know that it was okay to comment. It did not work. If you click the name Rodney it takes you to the Nait Rey site.

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