Sunday, March 9, 2008

Battle of the Ballers.

Tonight is the series finale of the critically acclaimed HBO series The Wire. The show has received critical acclaim for its realistic portrayal of urban life and uncommonly deep exploration of sociological themes, and has been named the best show on television by TIME, Entertainment Weekly, The Guardian,the Chicago Tribune,Slate,the San Francisco Chronicle,Philadelphia Daily News and me. Despite the positive reviews, the show has failed to draw an audience commensurate with its press.

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Most of the readers of this blog don't have the time do watch television, you are far to busy spending cash, getting wasted and doing chicks. I understand this but this show displays some baller ass shit such as slinging drugs and having mad cash. Plus a bunch off pussies get off'ed which is sweet. Today we are going to go over the two main ballers in this show, Marlo Stanfield and Avon Barksdale to figure out which of these ballers flaunts the most cheddar. First up, Avon Barksdale.

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Avon was the number one baller when the show started in 2002. He ran all of West Baltimore and had no less than two people who testified against his crew murdered for being snitchin' ass bitches. Him and his boy Stringer Bell had the most cash and ran the most sexy strip club in all of B'more.

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Avon was eventually locked up for conspiracy or some shit because that is all that they could put on his ass. The man was far too smooth to get locked up for murder. While he was in prison he had a bunch of other jokers killed because he was so bad ass he could make sweet ass plays like that from the slammer. Next up, Marlo Stanfield.

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Marlo had over twenty punk asses shot up and put in some vacant buildings to show other dealers in B'more how he rolled. In the most recent season he totally went ape shit on his crew when he found out that his name was sullied by Omar (a homosexual stuck up boy) in the streets. We will find out tonight how many more "all talk no action" bitches get done for being snitches.

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So let's break this thing down Dr. Jack Style

More bad ass crew?

Avon had Weebay, Stringer Bell, D'Angelo Barksdale, and Brodie.

Marlo runs with Chris Partlow, Snoop and Cheddar.

The winner is Marlo. Snoop and Chris kill the most jokers in all of B'more. Be they from the East side, West side or New York City, no one is safe on Marlo's watch.


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The most cash flow

Avon relationship with his number two, Stringer Bell, was always in a state of constant flux because he felt restricted by Stringer's cash spending limitations placed upon him. Avon always wanted to go out and shoot corner boys, get drunk and spend cash like woah.

Marlo is kind of a bitch ass who only takes an administrative position when it comes to doing the deeds. He hands out cash to little kids in season four just so those kids know who is in charge with Avon in prison. Marlo also had Prop Joe launder money for him because he was such a bitch that he wouldn't just go out with the cash that he had. Ultimately, when push comes to shove Avon had Stinger killed because Avon wanted to flaunt cash and Stringer wasn't having it. Avon takes this round.

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Who scores the most babes?

Marlo sort of strikes me as a prude, I don't really remember him even talking to any chick besides Snoop during the entire show. For all of the name calling on Omar I might have to wonder if it is time for someone to look into the mirror.

As mentioned earlier, Avon owned a strip club, 'nuff said.

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In our battle of the ballers Avon Barksdale defeats Marlo Stanfield as the most ballin' ass n word on The Wire. My prediction for tonight's finale, given this head to head breakdown, is that Avon has Marlo killed. Sure Avon is in prison but he has shown that he can make a bitch drop from there already. Also, I swear to God if Bubbles dies I am going to get reaaaaaaaaal pissed.

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18 comments:

Christian said...

Hey, I write Stuff White People Like.

I agree with your assessment.

Avon was working with stringer on his own investments, Marlo needed to be told. And as Snoop Dogg said in his No limit album "the game is to be sold, not to be told"

I would be interested in seeing a review of the character you would be most afraid of. I would say Snoop.

makingitrain said...

we here at making it rain fear no one . Fore we are the baddest cheddar shredders around.

Anonymous said...

Avon didn't have Stringer killed, Stringer was killed for double crossing Omar and that muslim guy from New York brother Mazone

makingitrain said...

Avon sold out Stringer to Brother Mazone, so he kind of did.

christian said...

I like that philosophy and your blog, would you mind if I put a link to it on my page?

makingitrain said...

Christian,
you are more than welcome to. In fact it would be greatly appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Marlo has sex with a girl in the back of his car during one episode.

Anonymous said...

I don't think you fully understand what money laundering is.

He didn't do it because he was a bitch, he did it because he didn't want to go to jail. Laundering makes it possible to show income through legal means.

Or you're referring to how he had to get "clean money" and that was only because the connect would only take it that way.

makingitrain said...

I forgot about Marlo getting down on the chick, thank you.

To the other anonymous, dude, I found a picture of money drying and thought that it would be funny. Let a joke be a joke.

Talkin_Proud said...

Highest comments count ever? This show must be good.

Jonathan A said...

Marlo screwed that bitch and then killed her. thats some CJ from San Andreas ballin shit right there. but still, Avon is more ballin.

Anonymous said...

Omar. Hands down, biggest baller. He had the biggest gun and most lovers. Kids ran at the sound of his name. Dealers handed over their money and product. He killed half of Marlo's crew after jumping off a balcony and injuring his leg-with all of Baltimore's drug scene looking for him. True Baller.

I agree with Snoop as the person I'd least like to see walking toward me in an ally.

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