Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Song Profile.

The Song "Love In The Club" by Usher featuring Young Jeezy currently sits atop the Billboard hot 100 charts. We here at making it rain are going to analyze the lyrics to determine if this song rules.

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I do it for the ladies
I gotta keep it hood
Where we at Polo? ('EY)
I see you right
Yo Keith You was right
We just gettin started
YEAHHHHHH MAN


Well this is hardly the auspicious start that I had hoped for....

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You say you searching for somebody
That'll take you out and do you right
Well come here baby and let daddy show you what it feel like
You know all you gotta do is tell me what you sippin' on (sippin on sippin on) (ey)
And I promise that I’m gonna keep it comin’ all night long
Lookin’ in your eyes while you on the other side
And I think miss shorty I’ve got a thing for you
Doin’ it on purpose Windin and workin’ it
I can tell by the way you lookin’ at me girl


Alright now this is alright. Talking about buying a shorty drinks ALL night long, getting her real drunk and then it sounds like he is going to do her super hard. This verse is is approved by MakingItRain.

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I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)


Well, my feelings are that he should be saying "I want to do your right now in this club" but I guess that some ladies don't like being spoken to like that. oh well.

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(Listen) Got some friends rollin’ wit you baby then thats cool (thats cool, thats cool)
You can leave em wit my niggaz let em know that I got you (got u, got u)
If you didn’t know, you’re the only thing that’s on my mind (my mind, my mind)
Cos the way you staring miss you got me wantin to give it to you all night
Lookin’ in your eyes while you on the other side
I cant take it no more baby im comin for
(editors note: this should say on, not in, don't you think?) you
You keep doin’ it on purpose whindin and workin’ it
If we close our eyes it could be just me and you


I like his thinking here. Usher is a nice dude. In fact he is a lot like me. How? Well, since you are asking let me tell you. Like myself, Usher has tons of babes wanting to do him all of the time. Like Usher, I often times pass some of my extra babes off to my friends. The woman aren't as pleased but my friends couldn't be happier. And that is what nice dudes like Usher and I do for our friends.

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I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)


I have already made my feelings on this part pretty clear. Here is a hot babe

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POLO YOU A FOOL FOR THIS ONE HOMIE
IM ON EM, YEAHHHH
LETS GO!!
I’m what you want, I’m what you need
He got you trapped, I’ll set you free
Sexually, mentally, physically, emotionally
I’ll be like your medicine, you’ll take every dose of me
It’s going down on isle 3. I’ll bag you like some groceries
And every time you think about it you gon’ want some more of me
Bout to hit the club, make a movie yeah rated R
Pulled up like a trap star, thats if you had
(in the car) Have you ever made love to a thug in the club with his sights on?
87 Jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on
On the couch, on the table, on the bar, or on the floor
You can meet me in the bathroom yeah you know I’m tryna go


hehehehe. Young Jeezy is awesome! I love rap music.

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Might as well give me a kiss, if we keep touchin like this
i know you scared baby, They dont know what we doin
Lets both get undressed right here, keep it up girl i swear, imma give it to you non stop
and i dont care, who's watchin...watchin...watchin
(watchin watchin...ohhhh...in this club, on the floor, baby's just makin love)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
I wanna make love in this club 'ey (in this club 'ey in this club 'ey)
(lovin in...lovin in this club. 'eyyy...yea...ey..ey..love...in the club..in the club, ur the one, can u freak me babe?)


I think that is is spectacular that the children of today can listen to this on the radio. This is going to influience all 13 year old girls to become whores and all 13 year old boys to become total ballers who love doing whores. America, I like the way you are looking. MakingItRain has decided that this song is more than tolerable. Nice job Usher and Young Jeezy.

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1 comment:

Zack said...

found this pretty hilarious