I have to admit, sometimes,as a wise man once said, pimpin' aint' easy. I mean, to spend money, you have to work. Work as defined by dictionary.com is exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil. Now to dumb that down for some of you, that means that you do something for something. I.E you can't get aboard the ho train unless you give up some of your time for the man.
What comes with this exertion or effort directed to produce something is the life style that many americans have come to know as getting paid. Without getting paid you can never make it rain. Without slaving to the man you are never going to be able to flaunt your cheddar. Most importantly without some cash in your pocket, well, lets just say that the ladies won't exactly be waiting around for you.
But hey, this life isn't cut out for everyone. It takes a special kind of person to go out knowing that he is going to be spending more than the gross national product of the Congo. Not everyone is ready for the life of having fly biddies approaching him from every which direction begging him to take them back to his place, where the magic happens.
But hey, if you want to live the lifestyle and just don't have the benjimans to back it up, there is always an option for you.