Future Baller.

"It is fun to do bad things"

Latarian Milton is one basdass dude. I think I might adopt him.




He's back. And guess what, he wants some chicken wings. Yeah, I think that he will be just fine in Buffalo.




And I will tell you what Latarian, I am not going to be taking you to any broke ass Wal-Mart, we are going to Target. It will be awesome.

Ice-T

As a little hustler this video had a very large impact on me. I am sure that you can see why.

Old Baby Videos.

Most people have terribly embarrassing videos of them from when they are kids. As you can imagine, that does not apply to the writers here at making it rain. In fact, here is a video of me from when I am just a wee little lad at a minor league baseball game.



I have to admit, the idea of my dad styling my hair into a mohawk is kind of lame though.

I Really Need A Drink.

Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend. I was busy getting drunk and scoring bases. I know, surprise, surprise, right? Anyway, I really need a drink right now so all you, our loyal readers, get today is a youtube clip.



And for the record, yes, that man is a waste basket that the man is throwing his money into. I might as well do the same tonight, but instead I am going to throw it at a bartender while I get shitfaced.

Everybody's Got A Price.

The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase has no need for Sweet Saphire. His only need is to remind peons like Dusty Rhodes as to how rich he is.

Book Deal.

Like many other popular "bloggers" we were recently offered a book deal. It is pretty cool. Please take the time to watch this commercial that we did. This should be airing on public access stations across the country any day now. A book tour will commence this summer with stops from coast to coast.



Now you may have noticed that our names are not listed as Mitch Little and Bob-A-Lob. Well, yeah, I don't know how they messed that up.

Tax Time.

Of course I am going to post an I.R.S. video today. We helped you last month with some last minute tax tips. Today, being the last day to file your taxes without severe penalties. I kind of wish that I had just saved that video for today but I thought it was too funny to hold onto until today. Instead, you get this piece of gold, I.R.S. with Jerry Lawler in the King's Court.



Everybody knows that the Undertaker is a tax cheat...

Not All Boobs Are Created Equal.

Ted Dibiase, you will never stop making us smile.





I have to believe that had Jimmy Snuka not taken that money that "The Million Dollar Man" would have walked to the other room and shown those fly shorties how to party. Well, at least that is what I would have done.

How To Make $100 In Five Minutes.

After reading that headline on youtube (while searching money) I will admit that I was interested. I mean, we here at making it rain are busy guys. Busy working, busy getting wasted and busy hooking up with babes. I have to admit, it is a pretty awesome life. Anyway, upon finding this headline I thought to myself, "Hey, Mitch Little, I bet that you could afford to spend five minutes to make $100 that you could foolishly spend on getting some chick drunk enough to make out with you!" So I decided to watch the video.



Well, they did it alright. $100 in five minutes. I have to admit though, I am not going to dance around like a bozo while I am waiting for the process to complete itself. Those guys looked like idiots. I will let everyone know if this really works when I get around to it. I mean, you try updating a daily blog when you literally have to fight off women who want to suck you off every second of every day.

My Mom.

We all have parents that have ingrained a certain way of life on us. Some of our parents have taught us racially equality, conversely some have taught their children racism. Some parents have pushed athletics on their children while still others have stressed the importance of schooling. Other parents who were dirt poor have shown their children how to be poor. My mom on the other hand is a lot like the million dollar man and flaunts cash like it is no big deal. I suppose that is where I get it from.



For the record, that nerdy kid just thinks my mom was pissed. She was actually totally cool with it.

I've Got Your Paycheck On My Goddamned Living Room Floor.

Readers Carl and Eddie sent in this video of them attempting to ball like us.



Close Carl and Eddie, but see the main problem with your video is that you have no babes in it. Sure, you got the money. Whatever, anyone can have cash. I need to see hot ass bitches and some Hennessy to be impressed. Keep at it and maybe one day you two can be real ballers. Don't count on it though.

Revealing Our True Identities

As of late many anonymous bloggers have been revealing their true identities to the rest of the world. Some have said it is because it doesn't seem fair that we (bloggers) get to talk mad shit on them (anyone else in the world) and they don't have anything more than a comment board or an email address to respond to. Well, in the light of us making fun of Hayley Love and Elliot Spitzer I wanted them to have names and faces to put to us so that if they wish, they can properly respond.



Well the time is now. Our names are Mitch Little and Bob-a-Lob. We are seventeen year old aspiring rappers. You can still reach us through the comment board or our email, makingitrainwebsite@yahoo.com

enjoy our first video.



The gentleman who joins us at the table for the end of the video is Slim. He is a tremendously awesome money mauler but he is a little too modest to write about it. Also in the video is our dog, his name is Parsons.

Weekly Million Dollar Man Video.

He sounds very angry in this interview. I think that he might have ingested some expensive steroids before this was shot. Yeah, I am pretty positive about that.




Money isn't everything, it is the only thing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aren't You Glad We Didn't Go To High School Here?

BOR-RING!!!!!






This immediately becomes reason number 46 that I am glad I did not grow up in Waterloo. Right in between reason number 45, no hot chicks and number 47, fiscal responsibility. Reason number 1, naturally, is that I hear that the Mountie's up there are known to give up to three dwi's to drivers in one night! Good thing Hayley doesn't live up there!

With Tax Season Looming...

There are like a million old Money Inc. videos that will get posted on this site before all is said and done. Here is one half of the former 3 time WWF tag team champions, I.R.S. doling out some tax advice for all of you tax cheating schlubs out there.

I Can't Get Enough Of This Guy

I really do wish that I never found out that Ted Dibiase, The Million Dollar Man, was a fraud. It ruined just about my entire month of February. I have new hopes for March though. I am going to kind of pretend that it never happened and go back to posting awesome video clips from The Million Dollar Man. The Godfather of spending, I love him.

Merry Weekend.

So I have been very busy slaving away to the man today. Sometimes it is just hard y'know. To be honest with you I have been here for eight hours already today and I will have to be here for at least an hour more and the time it took me to type this sentence and the last is the longest I have gotten to sit down all day. But hey, to party hard you have to work hard. I don't mind running around all day slaving away to the man as long as it urns me some cheddar.



Since there are still about three hundred things that need to happen before I leave work at 5pm, today's post will be a tad bit abbreviated. Here is a video of people who wish they knew what "rain making" was really all about.



What a bunch of jokers.

My Favourite Fraud

Knowing that the Million Dollar Man was nothing more than a fraud makes watching this video especially bittersweet.