Mount Baller's Most Famous...

Today, the man who brought the term "maing it rain" to the masses, found out that he is going to be getting a new address. According to ESPN.com Adam "Pacman" Jones has been traded from the Tennessee Titans to the Dallas Cowboys.



Pacman is famous for being a NFL star who was a first round draft choice and has blazing speed. Though, we would argue that he is more famous for being in Las Vegas over the 2007 NBA All-All Star weekend when he decided to stop by a strip club for some entertainment.



Pacman walked into the strip club with $81,000 in one dollar bills. While at the bar he started throwing the one dollar bills on the women creating the effect of "rain" on these women. The Making It Rain writers were impressed. We immediately went across the border to Canada and began imitating this. The strippers were impressed. We then had sex with them. After that, we started this blog. It was a life changing event.



Now that we are famous writers who have music videos and a book deal, well, we figured the least we could do it mention the trade of Mr. Jones. You are as influential to us as Ted Diabiase with the added bonus that you are still in the news on an almost weekly basis. I believe that you are the only person who spends more time in strip clubs that us. For that alone you are a baller. Lets hope that there are tons of loose women is Dallas for you to make it rain on. Godspeed Pac Man, Godspeed.

Please Govenor, Please.

First and foremost I would like to state that this blog has no political affiliations what so ever. Each and every writer and making it rain comes from different backgrounds and have their own political beliefs that we hold true to ourselves but would never publicize here. Some of us hate high taxes because it takes spending money out of our pockets. On the other hand others here love high taxes because we like to show homeless people how much is deducted from our check every week.



Now, with that said, Elliot Spitzer, YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!



Now I realize that dear old Elliot is not the first politician to have some mild indiscretions with the "ladies", nor do I believe that he will be the last. The fact is that he is the first to get busted since this blog has been in existence, so for that reason alone I feel as if he should be honored for getting down on some whores. I mean, look at this guy, He needs a whore. It's not like every guy can look like a making it rain writer.



Also, here is a picture of him with a woman. I assume that he paid for her to follow him and then felate him afterwards. Awesome, awesome, so very awesome.



Well Elliot, here is to you, first off for getting me to update twice in one day. Secondly for making me crack up super hard. Last but not least we here at making it rain want to thank you for letting us post a picture of this woman.




who may or not have been the prostitute that cost you your governorship. Idiot.