As most everyone in the greater Portland area knows, the first annual Making It Rain Convention took place this past weekend. If I were to say a good time was had by all; well, I would be lying. Sure, all of the rain makers in the area did, but ugly bitches and bar hags did not!
Upon the Buffalo dudes arrival to the city or Portland, pounding commenced immediately. They writers of making it rain went the the finest wood paneled bar in the city and drank the finest North Western brews. After that we voyaged down to the finest strip club in the city. Would you believe that Portland is so hipster that at their strip clubs the bars play indie rock instead of rap? What kind of shit is that?
The worst part of that is that I am not even fucking around. They played the Shins instead of Fat Joe. I cannot make it clear enough how weird that shit is. I suppose those are the kind of lame ass hipsters you get in a city like Portland. Ugh.
And you wouldn't believed what the locals looked like. Well, let me tell you anyway- tards. They looked like tards. Then those tards had the nevre to call us uncultured. Then we stole their wallets and lit their money on fire. It was sweet.
What a fucking town.
*The video is not actually us. It is just a video of money being burnt. I didn't even watch the whole thing, I hope it is sweet.
**The video I had of us lighting that tards' money on fire was broken when I smacked it over his head repeatedly.