Ice-T

As a little hustler this video had a very large impact on me. I am sure that you can see why.

Making It Rain Convention.

For almost a year now we here at making it rain have been blogging about spending cash, getting wasted and scoring babes. You, the readers, have allowed us to indulge ourselves in the best kind of story telling that there is, the awesome kind. So to thank all of you we are going to have our first annual Making It Rain convention!



That's right from the 29th of May until June 2nd each and every Making It Rain writer will be convening in Portland, Oregon to celebrate you, the readers of this fine website.



Activities will include, lighting cigarettes with $50 bills. Instructional fire extinguisher classes to help you prepare in the event that you burn too much money too quickly. Also we plan on getting totally shit faced. Like big time wasted. I mean non stop bender from Thursday to Tuesday. Also there is going to be no less that two hours a night dedicated solely to doing chicks. If you are not awesome at talking to ladies we can teach you how to score babes on Thursday, before it gets dark out, so you too can partake in the sexing.



So if you are interested in joining Mitch Little, Bob-A-Lob, Slim, Bone, P Money, Cakes, Dr. Sac, Ice and the rest of the crew you can hit us up at makingitrainwebsite@yahoo.com . We will tell you what parties we are attending, what bitches we are fucking and what bars we are going to be taking over. We look forward to seeing you out there. And remember, bring money, and lots of it. You are totally going to need it.



Hopefully we will see you, and a ton of sluts, there!

Old Baby Videos.

Most people have terribly embarrassing videos of them from when they are kids. As you can imagine, that does not apply to the writers here at making it rain. In fact, here is a video of me from when I am just a wee little lad at a minor league baseball game.



I have to admit, the idea of my dad styling my hair into a mohawk is kind of lame though.

The Derby.

As has been documented before, we here at making it rain are big fans of playing the ponies. It takes all of the best things in life and puts them into one, tiny, smoke filled room. It is something to behold.



Well, no one horse racing event epitomizes this lighting in a bottle of rain making like the Kentucky Derby. It is the most famous horse race in all of the land. Taking twenty, tall stallions from across this wonderful land and while they are whippped, poked and prodded, there are wealthy white men who are wasting their wages in an effort to look wise while wondering about their wives weird and wild wardrobes. It is wonderful.



See the thing about the Derby is that these women wear the goofiest hats. I don't get it. But if there is one thing that a rain maker knows it is this; when a shorty spends a lot of money to dress up, she wants to sex it up. It is a fact. The more money a lady spends on an outfit the more likely she is to put out.



So gents, after hitting that trifecta tomorrow remember to find the shorty who looks to have spent the most on her outfit. Tell her to forget about her husband and come back to your place. The odds are that she has had enough mint juleps to agree. This is when you have sex with her. It will be great.

I Really Need A Drink.

Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend. I was busy getting drunk and scoring bases. I know, surprise, surprise, right? Anyway, I really need a drink right now so all you, our loyal readers, get today is a youtube clip.



And for the record, yes, that man is a waste basket that the man is throwing his money into. I might as well do the same tonight, but instead I am going to throw it at a bartender while I get shitfaced.

Everybody's Got A Price.

The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase has no need for Sweet Saphire. His only need is to remind peons like Dusty Rhodes as to how rich he is.

Mount Baller's Most Famous...

Today, the man who brought the term "maing it rain" to the masses, found out that he is going to be getting a new address. According to ESPN.com Adam "Pacman" Jones has been traded from the Tennessee Titans to the Dallas Cowboys.



Pacman is famous for being a NFL star who was a first round draft choice and has blazing speed. Though, we would argue that he is more famous for being in Las Vegas over the 2007 NBA All-All Star weekend when he decided to stop by a strip club for some entertainment.



Pacman walked into the strip club with $81,000 in one dollar bills. While at the bar he started throwing the one dollar bills on the women creating the effect of "rain" on these women. The Making It Rain writers were impressed. We immediately went across the border to Canada and began imitating this. The strippers were impressed. We then had sex with them. After that, we started this blog. It was a life changing event.



Now that we are famous writers who have music videos and a book deal, well, we figured the least we could do it mention the trade of Mr. Jones. You are as influential to us as Ted Diabiase with the added bonus that you are still in the news on an almost weekly basis. I believe that you are the only person who spends more time in strip clubs that us. For that alone you are a baller. Lets hope that there are tons of loose women is Dallas for you to make it rain on. Godspeed Pac Man, Godspeed.

Baller Or Bust?

From his debut in feature film in 1973 until the end of the television series in 1978 Lee Majors was the Six Million Dollar Man, my question before knowing anything about the show other than its name is does he deserve this title?




After a quick search of the popular website Wikipedia I have learned that Lee Majors played a character known as Steve Austin. This character got messed up in some sort of accident and became a bionic man of sorts. I don't quite understand how this makes him a millionaire so I decided to continue reading.



Here is part of the "stub" from Wikepedia that seemed long and boring and has nothing to do with money.
"A number of changes had to be made to Caidin’s version of the character to make him work for television. In the original novels, Austin was a cold-blooded killer, while the TV version rarely killed after his status as a childhood hero had been realized, and in fact Austin explicitly states his opposition to killing in the pilot film.

A number of changes to Austin’s bionics were also made. In the novel, Austin’s left arm, not his right, was the bionic one. Also, the arm was little more than a superpowered battering ram and not as complex as the TV version. Austin was blind in his bionic eye in the books, which was simply used as alternately a camera or a laser, and was removable. The book version of Steve Austin had some abilities the TV version lacked, such as a radio transmitter contained within a rib, a steel-reinforced skull that made it impossible for him to be knocked out with a blow to the head, and a CO2-powered poison dart gun in one of his bionic fingers which the literary version of Austin often used to eliminate bad guys."
Got that? good, because I see nothing at all about money. Why on earth is this guy known as The Six Million Dollar man? I just don't get it.



Without delving further into this "stub" I am going to go ahead and decide that both the charachter "Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man" and Lee Majors are not cheddar shredders. I think the the title of this show was very misleading and if I was of the litigious nature I would totally sue the man who created this program. Thankfully, I am not, fore I am way too busy getting drunk, spending money and hitting on chicks to do that.



Yeah, sure, we'll see about that, baby.

Book Deal.

Like many other popular "bloggers" we were recently offered a book deal. It is pretty cool. Please take the time to watch this commercial that we did. This should be airing on public access stations across the country any day now. A book tour will commence this summer with stops from coast to coast.



Now you may have noticed that our names are not listed as Mitch Little and Bob-A-Lob. Well, yeah, I don't know how they messed that up.

Ways To Score Babes.

It is like 80 degrees today in Buffalo, New York. Colour me excited. I am going to spend the next fourteen hours prepping myself for sex with a stranger. Let me tell you how I am going to do so.



After finishing this post, I am going to leave work, at which time I am going to join some friends in a local park. While I am there I am going to find an old woman and steal her dog. With this dog I am going to approach hot babes and and tell them how I love it. I will then give babes my phone number and tell them to call me later if they would like "a couple of drinks".



Then I am going to start pounding beers with some buddies on a nice patio. We will get super bombed and spend a ton of cash while doing so. Many women will be impressed at this time. I will suggest that they take a number because there are so many babes that want to do me. All of the babes will oblige because their desire to do me overwhelms any small principals that they may have involving their sexuality.



I will do my best to do every babe that wants to do me. Hopefully I can finish doing all of these chicks by Monday because Mondays are usually pretty busy for me at work. Ah, who gives a fuck, I can sleep all week if I need to.