I Really Need A Drink.

Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend. I was busy getting drunk and scoring bases. I know, surprise, surprise, right? Anyway, I really need a drink right now so all you, our loyal readers, get today is a youtube clip.



And for the record, yes, that man is a waste basket that the man is throwing his money into. I might as well do the same tonight, but instead I am going to throw it at a bartender while I get shitfaced.

Aren't You Glad We Didn't Go To High School Here?

BOR-RING!!!!!






This immediately becomes reason number 46 that I am glad I did not grow up in Waterloo. Right in between reason number 45, no hot chicks and number 47, fiscal responsibility. Reason number 1, naturally, is that I hear that the Mountie's up there are known to give up to three dwi's to drivers in one night! Good thing Hayley doesn't live up there!

Merry Weekend.

So I have been very busy slaving away to the man today. Sometimes it is just hard y'know. To be honest with you I have been here for eight hours already today and I will have to be here for at least an hour more and the time it took me to type this sentence and the last is the longest I have gotten to sit down all day. But hey, to party hard you have to work hard. I don't mind running around all day slaving away to the man as long as it urns me some cheddar.



Since there are still about three hundred things that need to happen before I leave work at 5pm, today's post will be a tad bit abbreviated. Here is a video of people who wish they knew what "rain making" was really all about.



What a bunch of jokers.

Working on the Weekend.

It is Friday, slightly after four thirty pm eastern time. It is almost time to go home. I for one can not wait. There is nothing quite like that first sip of delicious beer or your first drag from a huge ass cigar on a Friday evening to set the tone for you weekend.



I was going to do a lengthy post about how Saturdays are inherently better than Tuesdays and how Sunday is the finest of all of the days in the entire week. Rather than the ode to the weekend that I had planned I have decided instead to post pictures of chicks that I plan on having sex with this weekend.



Don't know her name now and I certainly don't plan on learning it after I do her either!



Samaire Armstrong, for quite some time I have known that I wanted to do you. It all started when I saw your beautiful smile on the Freaks and Geeks. I followed you to The O.C. and from there I have plastered your photos all over my bedroom. It will be kind of weird when you come to my house, I bend you over, and you see all of these pictures of you on the wall. Just go along with it, it is much easier this way. Thanks.



So those two are my plans for Friday night and Saturday night. Sunday afternoon am going to need a little release after winning hundreds of thousands of dollars at OTB. It will have to be a special kind of woman, see, the thing is on Sundays after I win all of this money I have this condition where my wiener swells up to unimaginable sizes. I mean, it gets huuuuuuuuuuge. The fact of the matter is that money just gets me super hard. So this weekend I think I might just have to go to the hospital to see if this young lady can reduce the swelling.


decent.