So you can imagine my surprise when I opened this week's local Artvoice newspaper and I didn't see any mention of my name in it. Worse yet, there were no categories for "Most awesome waste of cash", "Dude who got the most wasted" or "Guy who layed pipe on the most babes"!
At that time is when I decided that I would be "crashing" the party tonight. Now, a man of my wealth, fame and good looks is never actually crashing a party. In fact, more often than not, my invitation is just forgotten in the mail (fucking postal service). So as I was preparing this post to tell you how I would be going to the Best Of Buffalo party in an effort to rectify the glaring omission of leaving my name off of the ballot, I found something wonderful. I searched best of buffalo and I found pictures of some real hot chicks. Which got me excited. I mean, if they are going to be there, then I can do them and the judges will see how awesome I am! A foolproof plan if I have ever heard one.
So babes, (cough Kim Alexis, cough)I will be the especially drunk guy at Artvoice's Best Of Buffalo tonight. I will be flaunting cash and, more than likely, having sex in the bathroom of the Town Ballroom tonight. And yes, it will be the ladies bathroom.
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