Now you may not know exactly what Dyngus day is, well thankfully we are here at making it rain want to let you know. Simply put, it is the day after Easter Sunday when people, primarily (but not limited to) of Polish decent get totally fucked up. On this day the dudes beat the chicks with pussy willows and the babes drench dudes with squirt guns. Personally, the other way around makes more sense to me, but hey, who am I to argue with a holiday that is over 1,000 years old.
Now, due to years of ridicule during elementary school and many jokes that use "Polock" rather than "Blacks" or "Retards" or "Micks" or whatever, well, needless to say Polish women have a lot of insecurities that you can exploit on this holiday.
So , ladies, if you feel so inclinded you can find me at the parade. I will be the one with the giant wad of cash in one hand, a huge ass beer in the other and a giant boner is his pants.
7 comments:
Buffalo ballers rarely need an excuse to drink but their town certainly needs one to take back the East Side for a day.
I think the tradition is the other way around -- Guys w/water & Gals w/whips.
If you read the "about us" section you will see that we are not to be bothered with details like that.
I'm not getting into this argument because it's just about time to whip my Dyngus out.
I was really hoping that comment was from someone besides you. way to let me down.
Since I, #1 Fan, am the only one who comments here you're free to change the name of this blog to 'Making It Lame.'
It is not entirely true that you are the only one who comments here. On the last youtube post I left two comments under fake names in an effort to let people know that it was okay to comment. It did not work. If you click the name Rodney it takes you to the Nait Rey site.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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